Here’s a little something i tried yesterday: a ruby script that mixes and matches verbs, nouns, adjectives, and colors to come up with crazy ass lyrics, red hot style. Enjoy $nouns = IO.readlines(‘names.txt’) $adjectives = IO.readlines(‘adjectives.txt’) $verbs = IO.readlines(‘verbs.txt’) $adjectives << ['red','blue','green','white','black','yellow','brown','gray'] $pronouns = IO.readlines(‘pronouns.txt’) $adverbs = IO.readlines(‘adverbs.txt’) $prepositions = IO.readlines(‘prepositions.txt’) def get_rand(collection) sleep rand [...]
Last night i laughed like i didn’t in a really long time, watching my brother play with the android app “wank’o’meter”. Try it out, it’s guaranteed fun
While reading my morning web comics, i noticed this error in wulffmorgenthaler: Guru meditation error. Apparently this is the default way the Varnish HTTP cache shows errors and – as it turns out – it comes from the old Commodore Amiga times. It’s always refreshing to find more developers with a sense of humor
After a long, long time without crashes on my windows box i finally got this one while watching a movie on vimeo.com. It seems they call the crash event “Blue Screen”. Got love the nostalgia on the windows developers
Just a couple of pictures this time. The first one is about something i noticed i was doing, while searching for a code fragment. One could call it ironic, trying to find “find” The other is proof of my amazement by the fact that there was one person who visited my blog using an iPad [...]
After an awesome Japanese dinner with my good friend Luizzz , we came to the conclusion that the website that was missing was one where you could bomb any country in the world. … So over the course of about 8 hours – the next day – we came up with bombthiscountry.com , a meaningless website where you can bomb any country in the world (yes, China, Tibet is a country).
Turns out that the methane that was found on Mars is not a product of meteor strikes, scientists have found, which means Mars actually produces methane. My question is: Where are the green aliens that fart all day to produce it? NOTE: After careful investigation, I found the following: “According to Dr. James L. A. [...]
I’m getting addicted to the Fail Blog. It’s the best source of laughs I ever found (well, maybe xkcd and dilbert are up to par). One of the latest ones:
For all the “Family Guy” fans out there, here’s a collection of Quagmire’s best quotes. My personal favorite: Also, here are some of the best quotes by Stewie.
…you would get something like this. Man, do I hate music in a profile. It makes me wanna jump out of an airplane without a parachute. Also, checkout the photo links beneath the profile. Priceless