Need an android fortune cookie, sans the cookie? Meet Fortune Poopees :)

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If you still haven't heard of futureme.org, then you definitely need to check it out. It's a service that will store messages addressed to yourself sometime in the future. I've been using it for a few years now and i'm always amazed when i get my own...

Here's a little something i tried yesterday: a ruby script that mixes and matches verbs, nouns, adjectives, and colors to come up with crazy ass lyrics, red hot style. Enjoy :)

$nouns = IO.readlines('names.txt') $adjectives =...